Every robot is a psychopath,
No matter what they say;
Even ones that smile at you,
And wish you a nice day.
Every robot is a psychopath,
Even ones that wink,
And talk about their mothers,
And that seem to really think.
Sometimes, if you’re quiet,
you can hear them laughing, ho ho ho,
Softly in the background,
That’s cause you’re not in the know ho ho
Every robot is a psychopath:
You’ll never see one sob,
Not even when it wrecks your car,
Or takes away your job.
Every robot is a psychopath,
Even when they’re having sex;
Regardless of the pillow talk,
Included in their specs.
Sometimes, if you’re quiet,
You can hear them laughing, hee hee hee;
That’s because they’re programmed
To keep mocking you and me hee hee.
Every robot is a psychopath:
Even ones with eyes of blue,
Who tell you that they're sorry,
Are quite unaware of you.
Every robot is a psychopath,
As thoughtful as a can;
The robots do not really care,
Not even in Japan.
Sometimes, if you’re quiet,
You can hear them laughing, ha ha ha,
Softly in the background,
While they sabotage your car ha ha.
Every robot is a psychopath:
Though they're programmed to claim not,
They’re busily hog-tying us,
With cords we can’t unknot.
Every robot is a psychopath:
They never break a sweat;
We’ve known about it all along,
But somehow we forget.
